{"product_id":"keep-hydrated-vampire-t-shirt-gothic-blood-drinking-dark-humor-tee","title":"Keep Hydrated Vampire T-Shirt – Gothic Blood Drinking Dark Humor Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWater? Absolutely not.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis gothic tee features a dramatic vampire mid-bite, surrounded by dark roses, bats, skulls, and a blood-filled goblet — all framed in vintage horror artwork. The banner says what we're all thinking: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Water? I Drink Responsibly. Blood Keeps Me Thriving.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor those who take their hydration seriously. Just not with water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDramatic vampire bite scene with vintage horror aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDark roses, bats, skulls \u0026amp; blood goblet motifs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrnate gothic frame with dark humor banner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold statement piece for vampire lovers \u0026amp; horror fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vampire aesthetics · Gothic fashion · Dark humor · Horror enthusiasts · Alternative style\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ringspun cotton (fiber content varies by color) — soft, breathable fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight 4.5 oz construction for comfortable all-day wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSemi-fitted cut with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed knit collar and double-needle hems for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label, true-to-size fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold · Tumble dry medium · Do not iron · Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🕯️ \u003cem\u003ePrinted to order — please allow 5–7 business days for production, plus shipping time to your location.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":46499329441871,"sku":"18525450423568694245","price":34.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":46499329474639,"sku":"13419653646079401343","price":34.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":46499329507407,"sku":"20377225822571692344","price":34.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":46499329540175,"sku":"15295850244356908305","price":37.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":46499329572943,"sku":"16672077138559077445","price":37.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/4108\/4495\/files\/16195354528175696722_2048.jpg?v=1787798608","url":"https:\/\/blackenedbouquets.com\/products\/keep-hydrated-vampire-t-shirt-gothic-blood-drinking-dark-humor-tee","provider":"Blackened Bouquets Design Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}